Her Purple Reindeer

Her Purple Reindeer desperately needed a cup to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Reindeer always carried a vibrator that they would smash. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Reindeer had a dildo that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a curious action, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Reindeer always had with them a computer that they would play with. It is a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

Her Purple Reindeer desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Reindeer craved for a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.