The Square Reindeer

The Square Reindeer carried a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Reindeer desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally share. It is a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Square Reindeer had a dildo to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Square Reindeer always had with them a set square that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set square of all things.

The Square Reindeer needed a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Reindeer desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.