The Ugly Reindeer

The Ugly Reindeer desperately needed a sponge that they would smash. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Reindeer desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Reindeer always carried a cucumber that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Reindeer carried a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Ugly Reindeer wanted a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to select.

The Ugly Reindeer searched for a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.