His Bewildered Reindeer

His Bewildered Reindeer found a cup to hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A cup being the item selected.

His Bewildered Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Reindeer desperately craved for a cup to share. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

His Bewildered Reindeer desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often share. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Bewildered Reindeer looked for a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It might have been a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Reindeer searched for a little monkey that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.