Dodgy Reindeer

Dodgy Reindeer always carried a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

Dodgy Reindeer always carried a cup that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Reindeer always kept a bottle of wine to drop. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Dodgy Reindeer always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Dodgy Reindeer always kept a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A custard pie is the thing to choose.

Dodgy Reindeer found a vibrator to break. This could be considered a weird thought, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator of all things.