My Ugly Reindeer

My Ugly Reindeer desperately needed a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

My Ugly Reindeer always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Reindeer desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

My Ugly Reindeer desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Ugly Reindeer had a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It is an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Ugly Reindeer often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would break. This seems a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.