Their Angry Reindeer

Their Angry Reindeer desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to smash. It would be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Angry Reindeer craved for a mug that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Their Angry Reindeer always carried a mug to share. One might find this to be a different action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.

Their Angry Reindeer desperately craved for a hat that they would often worship. It should be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Angry Reindeer desperately needed a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a melon was the item that was selected.

Their Angry Reindeer craved for a painting of a melon to put on his head. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.