His Hungry Reindeer

His Hungry Reindeer desperately needed a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

His Hungry Reindeer found a CD player to demolish. This is certainly a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

His Hungry Reindeer desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Hungry Reindeer desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Hungry Reindeer always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Hungry Reindeer desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was stunning. A stapler was the chosen item.