The Jolly Reindeer

The Jolly Reindeer wanted a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Jolly Reindeer always carried a condom to sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Reindeer desperately desired a teapot to sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Reindeer wanted a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Reindeer had a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Reindeer searched for a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.