Horny Reindeer

Horny Reindeer wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Horny Reindeer desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Horny Reindeer always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a melon that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Horny Reindeer carried a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Reindeer always kept a sword that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.