His Green Reindeer

His Green Reindeer found a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Green Reindeer desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

His Green Reindeer always kept a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Reindeer desperately needed a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Green Reindeer carried a vibrator that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Green Reindeer desperately looked for a mug that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.