Their Fucking Reindeer

Their Fucking Reindeer searched for a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It would be an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Reindeer often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Reindeer desired a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a strange activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Their Fucking Reindeer looked for a sponge that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

Their Fucking Reindeer desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Reindeer desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.