The Exciting Reindeer

The Exciting Reindeer always kept a melon that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Reindeer owned a condom that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Reindeer carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Reindeer often carried a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Reindeer carried a spade that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Reindeer always had with them a tomato to demolish. It would be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.