The Depressed Reindeer

The Depressed Reindeer looked for a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Depressed Reindeer craved for a custard pie that they would demolish. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it

The Depressed Reindeer owned a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Reindeer looked for a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Reindeer needed a vibrator that they sometimes break. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Reindeer always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.