Her Crypting Reindeer

Her Crypting Reindeer desperately needed a cheese grater to experiment on. It should be an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Crypting Reindeer always had with them a melon that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Reindeer desperately wanted a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Crypting Reindeer needed a ball that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

Her Crypting Reindeer needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Crypting Reindeer looked for a bat that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.