Round Reindeer

Round Reindeer desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes throw. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. A bat is the item to select.

Round Reindeer always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Round Reindeer desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was awesome. A cup would be the item chosen.

Round Reindeer searched for a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

Round Reindeer craved for a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be wonderful. A hat of all things.

Round Reindeer always kept a custard pie that they would worship. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.