His Fat Reindeer

His Fat Reindeer carried a bottle of wine that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine of all things.

His Fat Reindeer always had with them a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Reindeer had a cup that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Reindeer found a bag of flour that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Reindeer carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Reindeer carried a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.