The Jolly Reindeer

The Jolly Reindeer searched for a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

The Jolly Reindeer desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often throw. This might appear to be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Reindeer desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Reindeer often carried a stretchman to sit and look at. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Reindeer desperately craved for a teapot to put in the bath with him. It should have been an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Reindeer desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.