The Nervous Reindeer

The Nervous Reindeer desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

The Nervous Reindeer looked for a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Reindeer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This seems a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Reindeer often carried a rubber johnny to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Reindeer always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Reindeer always had with them a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.