The Orange Reindeer

The Orange Reindeer craved for a cheese grater to smash. This seems to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Orange Reindeer always had with them a bat that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A bat was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Reindeer found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Reindeer desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Orange Reindeer desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Reindeer wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.