Troubled Reindeer

Troubled Reindeer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would eat. It might have been an odd action, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Troubled Reindeer desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Troubled Reindeer desperately wanted a computer to worship. This is certainly a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Troubled Reindeer looked for a wig that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Troubled Reindeer desperately needed a stapler that they would drop. It might have been a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Reindeer looked for a sack of potatoes to smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.