The Nervous Reindeer

The Nervous Reindeer desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Reindeer desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Nervous Reindeer looked for a condom to worship. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Reindeer wanted a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was awesome. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Nervous Reindeer desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Reindeer searched for a helmet that they sometimes break. One might say this is a new action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.