His Nervous Reindeer

His Nervous Reindeer craved for a ball that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A ball being the item opted for.

His Nervous Reindeer searched for a bottle of coke that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Reindeer had a tomato that they would worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Reindeer always had with them a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

His Nervous Reindeer craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

His Nervous Reindeer desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.