His Yellow Reindeer

His Yellow Reindeer desired a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A computer of all things.

His Yellow Reindeer owned a spade that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

His Yellow Reindeer had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Yellow Reindeer desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

His Yellow Reindeer desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes smash. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a helmet being the item opted for.

His Yellow Reindeer always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.