Her Retarded Reindeer

Her Retarded Reindeer always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Reindeer craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Reindeer desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. This seems to be an odd thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Reindeer searched for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Her Retarded Reindeer desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Reindeer looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.