The Troubled Reindeer

The Troubled Reindeer desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally break. It is a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Reindeer craved for a tomato that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was sublime. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Reindeer desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

The Troubled Reindeer carried a hat to worship. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Reindeer desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Reindeer craved for a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.