His Stupid Reindeer

His Stupid Reindeer desired a custard pie to put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Stupid Reindeer desired a helmet that they would eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Reindeer always kept a stapler that they liked to play with. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Reindeer had a pen that they liked to put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.

His Stupid Reindeer looked for a magic 8 ball that they would break. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Reindeer had a vibrator that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.