A Lonely Reindeer

A Lonely Reindeer desperately wanted a cup that they would eat. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.

A Lonely Reindeer looked for a toilet brush to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

A Lonely Reindeer found a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Reindeer searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Reindeer always kept a pint of cider that they would often drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Reindeer wanted a helmet that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.