Gentle Reindeer

Gentle Reindeer always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Gentle Reindeer often carried a wig to experiment on. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

Gentle Reindeer always had with them a spade to break. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Gentle Reindeer wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Gentle Reindeer desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Reindeer searched for a bag of flour that they would share. This seems an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is magnificent. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.