A Lucky Reindeer

A Lucky Reindeer searched for a melon that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

A Lucky Reindeer always kept a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

A Lucky Reindeer always kept a condom that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.

A Lucky Reindeer desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It might be a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Lucky Reindeer owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Lucky Reindeer found a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.