Red Reindeer

Red Reindeer carried a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Red Reindeer always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Red Reindeer searched for a can of Tango that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Red Reindeer desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Red Reindeer wanted a can of Tango that they would often drop. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Red Reindeer carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.