The Exceptional Reindeer

The Exceptional Reindeer craved for a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Reindeer looked for a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Reindeer craved for a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Reindeer carried a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Reindeer desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Reindeer wanted a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.