A Gentle Reindeer

A Gentle Reindeer searched for a stapler that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Reindeer always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Reindeer desperately looked for a stapler that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A stapler is the item to select.

A Gentle Reindeer desperately looked for a hat to put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat of all things.

A Gentle Reindeer wanted a custard pie that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Reindeer always carried a teapot to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.