Their Retarded Reindeer

Their Retarded Reindeer had a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer had a cheese grater to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

Their Retarded Reindeer desperately needed a sword that they liked to annihilate It would have been an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Reindeer desired a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it