His Angry Reindeer

His Angry Reindeer often carried a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Angry Reindeer carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

His Angry Reindeer always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

His Angry Reindeer desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Angry Reindeer often carried a teapot to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

His Angry Reindeer desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A can of Tango being the item selected.