A Silly Reindeer

A Silly Reindeer wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

A Silly Reindeer craved for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a stapler being the item selected.

A Silly Reindeer carried a custard pie that they liked to hug. It should have been an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Silly Reindeer desperately desired a tomato that they would often worship. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Reindeer desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Reindeer looked for a pint of beer that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.