Unusual Reindeer

Unusual Reindeer wanted a rubber johnny to worship. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Unusual Reindeer desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Unusual Reindeer always carried a melon that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

Unusual Reindeer owned a ball that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to select.

Unusual Reindeer always carried a dildo that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Unusual Reindeer owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.