A Red Reindeer

A Red Reindeer searched for a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Red Reindeer had a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Red Reindeer desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

A Red Reindeer desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

A Red Reindeer looked for a condom that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A condom would be the chosen thing.

A Red Reindeer desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.