The Boring Reindeer

The Boring Reindeer desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Boring Reindeer desperately desired a bag of poop to drop. This seems to be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Boring Reindeer often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Reindeer desperately needed a melon to embrace. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Boring Reindeer wanted a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Reindeer desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.