Her Bum Loving Reindeer

Her Bum Loving Reindeer carried a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Reindeer desperately craved for a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Reindeer often carried a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It would be an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Bum Loving Reindeer desperately desired a sponge that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Reindeer always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.