The Nervous Reindeer

The Nervous Reindeer searched for a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Reindeer needed a cucumber that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Reindeer had a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Nervous Reindeer always kept a sword that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Reindeer looked for a mug that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Reindeer always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.