Her Retarded Robin

Her Retarded Robin always kept a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Robin desperately craved for a condom that they would smash. This is certainly a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Robin carried a big sponge that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A big sponge is the item to select.

Her Retarded Robin always kept a painting of a melon to break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Robin wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Robin had a hat that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.