Her Horny Robin

Her Horny Robin desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Horny Robin always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Horny Robin desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It might have been a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Robin desperately desired a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Her Horny Robin owned a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It might have been an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Her Horny Robin found a bat that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.