The Bewildered Robin

The Bewildered Robin desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to share. It might be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Robin desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. This seems to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Robin had a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It should be a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Robin found a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Robin often carried a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Robin desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.