Her Silly Robin

Her Silly Robin desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Silly Robin always kept a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

Her Silly Robin found a condom that they liked to sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.

Her Silly Robin desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Her Silly Robin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Silly Robin wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.