Her Depressed Robin

Her Depressed Robin needed a spade that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Robin found a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Depressed Robin desperately craved for a radiator to play with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Robin often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Robin desired a condom to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

Her Depressed Robin desperately needed a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.