The Crypting Robin

The Crypting Robin desperately desired a custard pie that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

The Crypting Robin carried a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Crypting Robin carried a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Crypting Robin desired a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd thought, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Robin had a hat that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Robin owned a pint of cider that they would often worship. This seems a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.