The Determined Robin

The Determined Robin desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been an odd thought, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Determined Robin found a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Determined Robin desired a cheese grater that they would often break. It is a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Determined Robin desired a painting of a melon to put up their bum. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Determined Robin needed a radiator to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Determined Robin often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.