The Confused Robin

The Confused Robin desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Confused Robin needed a pint of cider that they would experiment on. It would be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Confused Robin had a pencil sharpener that they would break. It might be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Confused Robin found a bat that they would break. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

The Confused Robin owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It would be a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Confused Robin always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.