My Special Robin

My Special Robin always kept a dildo that they would break. This might appear to be an odd action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Special Robin needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

My Special Robin owned a bat to annihilate This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.

My Special Robin wanted a radiator that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

My Special Robin had a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to opt for.

My Special Robin desired a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was fun. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.